While not $1,000,000...the spirit of xkcd #545 Neutrality Schmeutrality shall be upheld!
At midnight, the night of February 24th 2009, I will donate $20 based on: If the wordcount of the wikipedia article on this topic is even, the money goes to a pro-choice group. If it's odd, pro-life.*
I'm not the expert on where the donations should actually go though, feel free to send suggestions: xkcd545@gmail.com
*Word count equals everything in the main body of the article, not including Wikipedia auto-boxes, or anything external links or below (or as decided in the forum thread.)
All decisions and actions are at my sole discretion...ie, don't sue me. If the Wikipedia article gets deleted, null doesn't pay.